Sometimes my dashboard breaks my heart.
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Truth
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Just ordered a pair of shoes and 2 button downs online, plus my car has a full tank of gas for once!
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
(via consultingprocrastinator)
Happens to me all the time.
same
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related to this week’s sex+ (men & femininity)
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Nova Scotia ~ Yes!
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shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
(via stayalivecatnip)
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That awkward moment when you get shot by your wife
In front of your wife
Who then proceeds to try… and kill… your wife?
(via needsmoreginger)
